#17 We’re Fascinated by Kardashian Weddings/Divorces But Won’t Let Gay People Get Married

“All of us at E! are surprised and saddened by this news, and we send our support to Kim and Kris at this difficult time. The Kardashians have always been uniquely open with all aspects of their lives from joyous events to intimate moments to heartbreaking transitions. E! will continue to share the fascinating real lives and larger-than-life existence of this close-knit family.”

Oh so "happy"

Kim Kardashian is getting divorced. Is it because Kris was scammed out of money and can’t make anymore because of the NBA lockout? Who cares? Why do we give a shit anyway?

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They cannot even support him on the anniversary of one of our country’s darkest days.

This link makes me want to punch things/people and also cry in frustration. What is wrong with these people? Why do they continue to believe and perpetuate lies like this? Oh, because they’re AMERICAN. And that’s what we do!

But also, it makes me laugh. Because, really people. REALLY?Prey!

"I’m eating my husband."

#15 - We give people who do wildly inappropriate things a lot of attention- see “My Strange Addiction,” “Hoarders,” “Confessions: Animal Hoarding,” etc.

Warning - the video below almost made me ralph.

#12 - Toddlers and Tiaras “music.”

#13 - No 4 year old should ever say “You’re driving me nuts” to her mom. EVER.

#14 - Is this baby blackface?

#11 - Kim Kardashian.

Dashian

#12 - KK is able to record a song with THE DREAM just because of her infamy, even if she doesn’t really seem to want to. Meanwhile, 1000s of struggling musicians would kill for the chance to even be in the same room as The Dream, and KK’s attitude is “eh…” Please also see #10: http://reasonspeoplehateamerica.tumblr.com/post/8473091569/money-cant-buy-you-class

Money Can’t Buy You Class

#9 - Andy Cohen has forced upon us the 1000 different “Real Housewives of X-City” shows.

#10 - They’ve produced several “songs” out of this franchise, which are devastating to both the eyes and ears.

#8 - We let Scott Caan walk around with this hairstyle on not one, but TWO hit TV shows. Good actor, but NO ONE has told him that hair is not okay??

#8 - We let Scott Caan walk around with this hairstyle on not one, but TWO hit TV shows. Good actor, but NO ONE has told him that hair is not okay??

…and she actually has 14 kids. AND WE CARE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE IN A BIKINI.

#6 - #5 is friends with this person. And she uses the n-word.

Please review this video for an appropriate response to her hotmessness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwAzIiLDhvM